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Bland

this amazing substance was formed by a team of genius flavor engineers who were given nothing to eat but habanero peppers for a week. During this time they developed Bland to counter-act the hotness of the peppers so they could survive. Now, Bland comes to you without any of the painful burning or awkward screams and pleadings for release that the developers experienced.