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I am Cajun, and Creole is NOT Cajun. Creoles are black and spanish and assorted hodgepodge. Cajuns are simply idiot french who decided to stop in the swamp instead of sailing a few more days in any direction.

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Following are some early morning attempts at humor. A fine collection of celebrated Arab humor in bumper sticker form.

  1. Got Oil?
  2. Gaza Strip or Bust
  3. I (heart) Mecca
  4. Gore/Lieberman '02
  5. My Other Car is a Camel
  6. Ask Me About Microwaving Infidels For Fun And Profit
  7. Everybody Is Somebody In Quwait
  8. My Dictator Is Sadam Hussein
  9. Visualize World Oppression
  10. WWMD (What Would Mohammed Do)